Very few people will understand what this actually means,

but i am currently watching 500 days of summer...

ugh.

And this is one reason why i love Tina Fey so much:

"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall [butt], long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling." - Tina Fey

i just organized my books.
not alphabetically,
or by author,
or era,
but by color.
and it doesnt make any sense.